Beers and Beards: A Cozy Dwarf Tale
Beers and Beards: A Cozy Dwarf Tale
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SUMMARY
If you're looking for Beers and Beards, you're in the right place! That's the original title and story. Please ignore the cover, it's a fun play on the current storyline. Please read the blurb below instead!
All Pete wanted was to be buried in wine grapes. Was that too much to ask?
Now he's in a fantasy world, far from home, and stuck underground in the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part though? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. Its flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own Sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the mother lode.
Come for the cozy fantasy, stay for the beer puns that will leave you hop-ping mad!
A bubbly slice of life LitRPG with love, laughter, and a little melancholy, just like drinking a bottle of Whitbier on the beach. Has some monster fights and injuries. No elves or harems allowed.
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6 Latest Chapters
Chapter List
- Book 1 - Prologue
- Chapter 1: Trouble is brewing
- Chapter 2: I was reincarnated as a dwarf but all the beer is bad!
- Chapter 3: A mop and a whistle
- Chapter 4: A glass half full
- Chapter 5: Be mine
- Chapter 6: A dwarven handshake
- Chapter 7: The Firmament (1)
- Chapter 8: The Firmament (2)
- Chapter 9: Blessing
- Chapter 10: Rescue and realization
- Chapter 11: Somewhere else
- Chapter 12: A Bicycle Ride
- Interlude 1: Grim Satisfaction
- Interlude 2: Blue Opal
- Interlude 3: Glass works
- Interlude 4: The Grudge
- Chapter 13: A Salty Balin
- Chapter 14: Pete the Dwarf
- Chapter 15: Eh
- Chapter 16: Coddled
- Chapter 17: Charcoal
- Chapter 18: Boom?
- Chapter 19: Title Drop
- Chapter 20: Boom!
- Chapter 21: Blood and Vinegar
- Chapter 22: Office Gossip
- Chapter 23: Flash of Insight
- Chapter 24: Das Boot
- Chapter 25: A Wider World
- Chapter 26: Fancy Dress Party
- Chapter 27: Boomdust
- Chapter 28: BIG BOOM
- Chapter 29: Tannins
- Chapter 30: Stoneants (1)
- Chapter 31: Stoneants (2)
- Chapter 32: Burn it with Fire
- Chapter 33: Loose Ends
- Chapter 34: Closure
- Chapter 35: Interlude: Somewhere Else