Amidst the cheers, Alex, who was so drunk he couldn’t tell where he was going, picked up Guy and was swarmed to his new, improvised room in the tavern.
This group of people also took the time to arrange a room for Bai Liu and the others. Although it looked simple, it still had that look.
Spades was about to bend down and imitate Alex’s movements to carry Bai Liu into the new house, but Bai Liu calmly stopped him.
Bai Liu raised his eyes and glanced at Tang Erda, who had been motionless for a long time like a wood statue among the human race.
The expression on Tang Erda’s face was blank. He stared at Spades and the veil on his head for a while, then at Bai Liu with a natural expression, and finally slowly lowered his head and glanced at the wine bottle in his hand. He then turned it over and checked the strength to confirm that he was not hallucinating due to drinking too much.
Tang Erda muttered to himself in a daze: “Is there a monster here? My mental value has dropped due to my alienation…”
Bai Liu calmly stopped Spades behind him who tried to lift him up again: “No need.”
Spades raised his head: “?”
“Alex already hugged Guy.” He wondered from the bottom of his heart, “Can’t I hug you too?”
Bai Liu said: “——We don’t need to.”Spades asked: “Why?”
Bai Liu thought about it for a few seconds, and then started to talk nonsense without changing his expression: “——Alex hugged Guy. It was the one who wasn’t wearing a wedding dress that hugged the one wearing a wedding dress, not you hugging me.”
Spades let out a sudden oh, then naturally opened his arms and looked straight at Bai Liu, as if he was ready for Bai Liu to carry him into the new room.
Bai Liu glanced at Spades, who was a head taller than him, from top to bottom, and looked away as if nothing had happened: “-But you look too heavy for me to carry, so forget it.”
Spades was quiet for a while, then he slowly put down his hands and put them behind his back. He said “oh” and stood in front of Bai Liu, still looking at him steadily.
Bai Liu looked up and raised his eyebrows, showing a questioning expression, asking what else he wanted.
“I’m not very heavy.” Spades defended seriously, “74kg, only one hundred and sixty-three pounds. You should try holding me.”
After saying that, he opened his arms again, with a calm expression on his face, and stared directly at Bai Liu, giving him a sense of urgency “Hurry up and pick me up and take me to the new room.”
Bai Liu: “…”
Bai Liu retorted calmly: “——I really can’t pick you up.”
“But we got married, you should carry me in.” Spades’ eyes glanced at the door of the room where Alex entered with Guy in his arms, and then his eyes fell flatly on Bai Liu’s face, “Even though Alex is drunk he can carry Guy, who weighs 174 pounds to the room.”
Spades lowered his eyes and looked at Bai Liu, calmly explaining the facts: “I am eleven pounds lighter than Guy.”
Bai Liu: “…”
He inexplicably felt a sense of condemnation in Spades’ words.
Bai Liu knew very well that he couldn’t carry Spades when he was drunk, but he’d learned the hard way that Spades was stubborn and serious when he’s drunk – this man wouldn’t give in until he got a reasonable answer.
“It’s true that I can’t carry you.” Bai Liu looked at Spades with a smile, “But a certain tool in my system panel has the ability to transport you. I can use this tool to carry you in. Can you accept this?”
After thinking for a moment, Spades nodded.
He could accept Bai Liu using game props to carry him in, such as floating mats used to reduce weight.
One minute later.
Tang Erda’s facial expression was completely frozen. He took a rigid step, like a Haidilao food delivery robot that had lost its brain. His arms stretched forward stiffly, and his eyes stared blankly ahead, not looking down at the “goods” being transported in his arms at all.
The “Cargo” was expressionless with an upright posture, and his hands were neatly placed on the seams of his trousers. He lay straight on Tang Erda’s stretched-out arms like a frozen corpse.
Because Tang Erda didn’t support or hold Spades at all, Spades would roll off if he didn’t straighten his body.
But even though Spades straightened his body, the slight bumps caused by Tang Erda’s movement caused the expressionless Spades on his arms to roll from side to side.
But fortunately he didn’t fall down.
Bai Liu walked beside them calmly, guiding the “food delivery robot” to the door of the new house.
Next to him were a group of soldiers with dull eyes and dumbfounded expressions. They watched in stunned silence as Tang Erda carried Bai Liu to the door of his new room.
It wasn’t until the door of the room was closed and these strange three people disappeared into the doorway that the soldiers retracted their sight in a daze.
A soldier gulped and exclaimed: “God, what are they doing?”
“I know!” A soldier raised his hand excitedly to answer, “This is an ancient Eastern wedding custom!”
A group of soldiers looked over curiously.
The soldier rubbed his hands and laughed drunkenly: “I heard that the ancient eastern emperors would ask some of their male subordinates to help transport their wives to the bed.”
“It seems like this – [ I asked my subordinates to tie up my wife with something, and then asked them to carefully send her into the room.] ” The soldier felt that he was talking about something extremely interesting, so he came closer to these people. The soldier lowered his voice and said mysteriously, “In order to ensure the chastity of the wives being transported, these subordinates are usually castrated!”
The soldiers let out a long, shocked, and extremely gossipy “Oh——!!”
One soldier expressed extreme disbelief at such a cruel tradition. He shook his head and exclaimed: “So that tall recruit–?!”
The soldier who talked about customs nodded sadly: “Most likely.”
Everyone let out a long sigh.
The soldier changed the topic and said, “But you don’t have to sympathize with him too much. Generally speaking, such castration is voluntary for them.”
“Voluntary?!” Everyone’s eyes were shocked. “He is so tall and handsome but he is actually willing to do such a thing to himself!”
“Ancient Dongfeng civilization customs.” The soldier shook his head and showed off his knowledge, “It is said that this is to show his loyalty and to better serve his king!”
“That little man must have royal blood!” The soldier concluded.
Everyone let out another long ‘ohh’.
Bai Liu, unaware of his royal blood, sat on the edge of the bed and glanced at the “Beloved Concubine” Spades lying on the bed, and Tang Erda who stood beside the bed as if he had solidified.
“I, I’m leaving first.” Tang Erda said these words with difficulty, not daring to look at Spades on the bed and Bai Liu who was beside the bed, and almost ran through the back door of the room.
He didn’t know yet that he had been “castrated” outside.
Spades, who was lying on the bed, looked at Bai Liu quietly with a haunted gaze.
Bai Liu turned his back to Spades and said with a faint smile in his voice: “I showed you that Tang Erda is indeed in my system panel and is considered my tool. I didn’t lie to you.”
Spades turned over, buried his face in the pillow, and let out a muffled sound.
But soon, Spades’ mood seemed to calm down. He looked sideways at Bai Liu, who was sitting by the bed, unbuttoning his cuffs and taking off his coat, his eyes becoming full of inquisitiveness again: “Are we going to do anything else tonight?”
“There’s nothing to do.” Bai Liu said
Bai Liu took off his coat and unbuttoned his shirt.
He didn’t shy away from Spades’ gaze, so he changed his clothes, then lifted up the quilt and lay down, smiling at Spades and saying good night.
Bai Liu reached out and turned off the lamp, everything turned dark, and soon his breathing became even.
Spades lying next to him looked confused – his intuition told him that the marriage process had not yet been completed.
But he didn’t know what to do next. It seemed like the two of them were lying on the bed, unable to do anything else except sleep…
Spades turned over several times, and finally whispered good night to Bai Liu and closed his eyes.
Bai Liu, who was pretending to be asleep, quietly raised the corners of his mouth.
When Bai Liu was a child, when he wanted to escape some of Xie Ta’s questions, or did something he didn’t want Xie Ta to know about, but Xie Ta found out, he pretended to be asleep.
Xie Ta would not disturb his sleep no matter what.
It seems that this good habit has been carried over to this day.
But Bai Liu’s lips froze halfway up – there was a strange sound and the intertwined breathing of two people coming from another room that was only separated from them by a wall.
Bai Liu: “…”
Are the rooms in this tavern so poorly soundproofed?
Spades opened his eyes. Instead of disturbing Bai Liu, who was still pretending to be asleep, he knelt down on one knee at the head of the bed quietly, tilted his head and put his ear to the wall – he must know what the next steps are in getting married.
Bai Liu: “…”
He also opened his eyes and silently stared at Spades’ side profile in the darkness.
The voices of Guy and Alex were so intertwined that ordinary people might not be able to hear what these two people were mumbling while kissing, but Bai Liu and Spades now have high level panels. Their acuity in the five senses was very high, so they could hear clearly.
“Oh God! Guy, Guy you’re so…!”
Guy’s laughing voice came over: “Alex, um, please slow down – condoms, I put condoms on the bedside… Hey, good boy, even if it’s the wedding night, this is a must. Wear it.”
Spades’ movements stopped for a second or two, and then he turned around to open the bedside table, but Bai Liu had to stand up to stop him.
Bai Liu turned on the desk lamp, raised his eyes and asked calmly: “What are you going to do if you don’t want to sleep?”
Spades looked at him: “I’m looking for the condoms in the bedside table.”
Bai Liu paused for a moment: “What are you going to use them for?”
The voice on the opposite wall suddenly became shriller: “Oh my God! Guy – you’re putting it on me with your mouth – God!”
“It’s for wearing.” Spades immediately understood the use of this thing. He stared straight at Bai Liu’s lips, “Do you also want to use your mouth to help-“
Bai Liu retorted calmly: “Impossible.”
Spades looked at Bai Liu: “Why is it impossible?”
Bai Liu took a deep breath and exhaled it slowly.
He realized that Spades couldn’t simply be fooled again.
Bai Liu looked away, his neck turned red almost visibly, and the fingers hanging by his side twitched twice almost convulsively: “——I can help you in other places——”
“I don’t want Tang Erda to help me put it on.” Spades interrupted Bai Liu without hesitation. He looked at Bai Liu right away, knelt down and pressed Bai Liu against the wall. He then pressed his lips against Bai Liu’s. Very, very close: “I want you to do it.”
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