GOD OF WAR YE FAN: SEXY SISTER-IN-LAW INSISTED ON MARRYING ME

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Fuck!

Although Ye Fan had already reached the strength of a Fourth Grade Martial Saint, he was once again shocked!

It’s Jiang Xiuming again?

This stubborn ass actually dismantled his home’s toilet and then poked his head out from underneath to assassinate me?

What the fuck!

Ye Fan didn’t even have time to put on his pants, swiftly dodging to the side, and then kicked Jiang Xiuming’s head.

Initially, Ye Fan intended to grab Jiang Xiuming with his hands, but then thought that grabbing someone out of a toilet was too disgusting, so he simply kicked Jiang Xiuming from the second floor to the first floor.

Dammit!

No way!

I have to tell Jiang Xiuming, this stubborn ass, the truth right away, or who knows where he might spring from next time to lay his hands on me?

Last time it was the bedroom, this time it’s the toilet… Ye Fan really fears next time he might silently lie in his bed!

Uh!

Just thinking of that terrifying scenario makes Ye Fan shudder.

“Jiang Xiuming, isn’t it enough already!” Ye Fan dashed to the first floor and looked at Jiang Xiuming, who was embarrassingly getting up off the ground, somewhat speechless, “Didn’t Elder Hou already say, ‘let the bullets fly for a while,’ why are you so fucking eager?”

Having failed in his assassination, Jiang Xiuming’s eyes showed some disappointment, but his pale lips still stubbornly spoke, “Hmph! It’s not your teacher who died, of course you’re not in a hurry… Let me tell you, I will come back!”

While speaking, Jiang Xiuming intended to escape by flipping out the window.

Jiang Xiuming was very clear about his own strength; with just the capabilities of the Martial Venerable Realm, he couldn’t possibly be Ye Fan’s match in a direct confrontation.

If he wanted to take down Ye Fan, he could only resort to assassination!

“Come back!” Ye Fan massaged his head with some irritation, finding it troublesome to deal with such a stubborn guy; killing him didn’t seem right either, “Fine! I’ll tell you the truth, your teacher isn’t dead. Stop thinking up all these bizarre methods to mess with me!”

With that one sentence, Ye Fan instantly made Jiang Xiuming freeze in place, “My teacher’s not dead? Ye Fan, you’re shitting me, right? Laotzu saw with my own eyes that you killed my teacher, and now you’re telling me my teacher isn’t dead? Do you think my head is filled with water?”

“I’m telling you! Ye Fan, I’m at odds with you for life; unless you kill me, this will never end!”

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Ye Fan was speechless, grabbed Jiang Xiuming’s shoulder in frustration, “You stubborn mule, were you born in the Year of the Ox or the Donkey? You think what you saw is the truth? I was just putting on a show with your master last night for others to see. What I killed was just a Puppet Corpse, and your master has been arranged to stay at the Oriental Grand Hotel!”

“Bullshit! Keep bullshitting, if I believe your nonsense, I’m your grandson!” Jiang Xiuming simply refused to believe it, “I don’t care about the feud between the Ye Family and Prince Jin, but you involved my teacher, so I have to get involved!”

“I…” Ye Fan really wanted to ruthlessly beat Jiang Xiuming to death—can there really be someone this stubborn in the world?

“Fine! What if I take you to see your teacher alive right now, what would you do?”

No more waiting!

Not waiting a moment longer!

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Ye Fan decided to immediately seek out Xu Wandao. Ye Fan also very much wanted to ask Xu Wandao what on earth he had been thinking when he took on such a stubborn student, and how had he endured it all these years?

“Hehe! If my teacher were alive, I’d immediately kneel down and call you ‘Daddy,’ be your devoted lickspittle for life… utterly loyal…” Jiang Xiuming blurted out without even thinking!

Ye Fan felt a wave of goosebumps all over!

Jiang Xiuming, his own lickspittle?

Somehow, that didn’t sound quite right.

If this obstinate guy really became his lickspittle, given his stubborn personality, he might well end up licking Ye Fan’s skin off!

However, Ye Fan was truly fed up with Jiang Xiuming and actually wanted to see what Jiang Xiuming’s face would look like when he found out Xu Wandao wasn’t dead. Would this stubborn guy really kneel and call him ‘Daddy’? Would he really act like a lickspittle?

“Alright! Those are your words, don’t back out when the time comes! Let’s go!”

With a cold snort, Ye Fan grabbed Jiang Xiuming, threw him into the back seat of the car, and floored the gas pedal, speeding towards the hotel arranged by Guo Li!

“Old Guo, how did the DNA comparison results turn out?” While driving, Ye Fan connected to Guo Li’s earpiece.

“Boss, I was just about to call you! Great news, the results are in, we did the tests at three different institutions, and they all came back the same, the two young ladies have a 99.999% DNA match with Commander Xu… Commander Xu is indeed the biological father of Da Ya and Xiao Ya!”

Upon hearing Guo Li’s words, Ye Fan silently breathed a sigh of relief.

It seemed his decision at the time was absolutely correct. Good thing he hadn’t killed Xu Wandao, otherwise, after taking in Da Ya and Xiao Ya, he would have always felt an internal sense of discomfort.

What a perfect opportunity to show stubborn Jiang Xiuming that his teacher was still alive and to stop him from being a nuisance. It was also time to arrange a meeting between Da Ya and Xiao Ya with their biological father, providing them with a pleasant surprise.

Ye Fan called Yamada Eiko again, “Master! Have you finally remembered me… So early in the day, are you in need of something? I can come right now… any way you like…”

Yamada Eiko, highly excited upon receiving Ye Fan’s call, responded with a seductive voice over the phone, her alluring tone indeed fanning the flames of Ye Fan’s desire early in the morning.

This little alluring demoness would eventually have to be punished.

“Stop it! This is serious. Right now, take Da Ya and Xiao Ya to the Oriental Grand Hotel!”

“Ah?” Yamada Eiko was momentarily stunned, then came to a sudden realization, “I see, Master is checking our homework, isn’t he? Giggling, don’t worry Master, I’ve been teaching them very diligently these past few days. I guarantee they’ve turned quite naughty, you’ll definitely like it! Must go, I’ll have them get up and clean up right now!”

“????”

Hearing the dial tone, Ye Fan’s mind was filled with question marks!

He had asked Yamada Huizi to bring Da Ya and Xiao Ya over just to help them confirm their biological father. Why on earth did they need to get cleaned up so early in the morning?

Just stunned for a moment, Ye Fan immediately figured it out.

Two days ago, Ye Fan had indeed told Yamada Huizi to take two days to corrupt Da Ya and Xiao Ya, the two Saintesses… but the corruption he meant was to ensure the two sisters wouldn’t be swayed or fooled by others!

This was utterly different from the kind of ‘bad’ Yamada Huizi was thinking of!

Ye Fan wanted to call back and explain, but when he tried again, no one answered.

Thinking of Yamada Huizi’s devilish ways, Ye Fan didn’t need to guess to know that she was surely hastily “sharpening the guns before the battle,” imparting so-called experience to Da Ya and Xiao Ya… but in fact, Yamada Huizi herself was still a blank slate, with only theoretical knowledge.

“Wake up, wake up! Come on, get up… Da Ya, sister Xiao Ya, it’s time to hand in your homework! Haha, the Master said to hurry to the Oriental Grand Hotel, get up and get ready, remember the moves I taught you, and be sure to wear those clothes we bought yesterday, trust me, the Master will definitely be enamored with you…”

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