I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
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I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”
Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”
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- Chapter 601_End - Chapter 601: Chapter 406 Epic and the Last Destination?_2
- Chapter 600 - Chapter 600: Chapter 406 Epic and the Last Destination?_1
- Chapter 599 - Chapter 599: Chapter 405: The Five Great Legends! Life World!_2
- Chapter 598 - Chapter 598: Chapter 405: The Five Great Legends! Life World!_1
- Chapter 597 - Chapter 597: Chapter 404 Apocalyptic Dragon Might Domain!_3
- Chapter 596 - Chapter 596: Chapter 404 Apocalyptic Dragon Might Domain!_2
Chapter List
- Chapter 521 - Chapter 521: Chapter 375: Dragon Saliva Fruit? Breakthrough to LV69!_3
- Chapter 522 - Chapter 522: Chapter 376: Three Great Mutant Abilities! Devil God Divine Arts!_1
- Chapter 523 - Chapter 523: Chapter 376: Three Great Mutant Abilities! Devil God Divine Arts!_2
- Chapter 524 - Chapter 524: Chapter 376: Three Great Mutant Abilities! Devil God Divine Arts!_3
- Chapter 525 - Chapter 525: Chapter 377 Mother-Daughter Conflict? Skill Integration!_1
- Chapter 526 - Chapter 526: Chapter 377 Mother-Daughter Conflict? Skill Integration!_2
- Chapter 527 - Chapter 527: Chapter 377 Mother-Daughter Conflict? Skill Integration!_3
- Chapter 528 - Chapter 528: Chapter 378 AIDS Infection Technique LV3 Features!_1
- Chapter 529 - Chapter 529: Chapter 378 AIDS Infection Technique LV3 Features!_2
- Chapter 530 - Chapter 530: Chapter 379 Encounter Battle! The Terrifying Divine Arts!_1
- Chapter 531 - Chapter 531: Chapter 379 Encounter Battle! The Terrifying Divine Arts!_2
- Chapter 532 - Chapter 532: Chapter 379 Encounter Battle! The Terrifying Divine Arts!_3
- Chapter 533 - Chapter 533: Chapter 380: The AIDS Virus Shows Its Might! The Plan Targeting Myriad Snake City!_1
- Chapter 534 - Chapter 534: Chapter 380: The AIDS Virus Shows Its Might! The Plan Targeting Myriad Snake City!_2
- Chapter 535 - Chapter 535: Chapter 381: Selling Yao Zhixue at the Wan Clan Auction!_1
- Chapter 536 - Chapter 536: Chapter 381: Selling Yao Zhixue at the Wan Clan Auction!_2
- Chapter 537 - Chapter 537: Chapter 381: Selling Yao Zhixue at the Wan Clan Auction!_3
- Chapter 538 - Chapter 538: Chapter 382: Plan Unfolds! A New Epic Powerhouse?_1
- Chapter 539 - Chapter 539: Chapter 382: Unfolding the Plan! A New Epic Powerhouse?_2
- Chapter 540 - Chapter 540: Chapter 382: The Plan Unfolds! A New Epic Powerhouse?_3
- Chapter 541 - Chapter 541: Chapter 383 Multiple Choice Realm Breaking Task? Riot in Myriad Snake City!_1
- Chapter 542 - Chapter 542: Chapter 383 Multiple Choice Realm Breaking Task? Riot in Myriad Snake City!_2
- Chapter 543 - Chapter 543: Chapter 383 Multiple Choice Realm Breaking Task? Riot in Myriad Snake City!_3
- Chapter 544 - Chapter 544: Chapter 384 Virus Outbreak! Zheng Mingsen's Backup Plan!_1
- Chapter 545 - Chapter 545: Chapter 384 Virus Outbreak! Zheng Mingsen's Backup Plan!_2
- Chapter 546 - Chapter 546: Chapter 385 Legendary Fight! Dual Domain!_1
- Chapter 547 - Chapter 547: Chapter 385 Legendary Fight! Dual Domain!_2
- Chapter 548 - Chapter 548: Chapter 385 Legendary Fight! Dual Domain!_3
- Chapter 549 - Chapter 549: Chapter 386: Realm of Hundred Deaths VS Flesh and Blood Serpent Transformation Realm!_1
- Chapter 550 - Chapter 550: Chapter 386: Realm of Hundred Deaths VS Flesh and Blood Serpent Transformation Realm!_2
- Chapter 551 - Chapter 551: Chapter 386: Realm of Hundred Deaths VS Flesh and Blood Serpent Transformation Realm!_3
- Chapter 552 - Chapter 552: Chapter 387_1
- Chapter 553 - Chapter 553: Chapter 387_2
- Chapter 554 - Chapter 554: Chapter 387_3
- Chapter 555 - Chapter 555: Chapter 388: Plundering the Power of Divinity! Life Essence_1
- Chapter 556 - Chapter 556: Chapter 388: Plundering the Power of Divinity! Life Essence_2
- Chapter 557 - Chapter 557: Chapter 388: Plundering the Power of Divinity! Life Essence_3
- Chapter 558 - Chapter 558: Chapter 389: Life Essence? Blue Temple!_1
- Chapter 559 - Chapter 559: Chapter 389: Life Essence? Blue Temple!_2
- Chapter 560 - Chapter 560: Chapter 390 The Seductive Snake Demon Tribe's Holy War! Is the Wonder of the World About to Be Repaired?!_1