Host, Please Be Honest! What Exactly Are You?

It's always the uglies!

With the fat cigar in his mouth, the lead police officer fisted his hands, allowing the giant spiky brass knuckles to kiss the rotting flesh that released a foul stench. Boom!

The monster's eyes widened in disbelief, feeling the inertia from the punch causing him to almost fall on his butt.

Good… good… great!...

It stretched its long bony, fish scaly hands to wipe the greenish blood around its torn jaw. Rather than fury, all that showed on its face and that of the other creatures', was a hint of confusion and interest. Typically, they should have been so angry their tops would shoot off the roof now. However… Huh-huh-huh… The end of the world was fucking coming.

This was the end of humanity's free reign on this planet. Life was very funny. With everything being so close to the big day, all monstrous creatures on the planet were getting overly excited, more than they typically would. It's the same sort of feeling humans get when there's just 10 or even 15 minutes left on their work shift before they head off for the day or head out for a long vacation. At this time, you don't even care if a car knocks you down. Just just want to leave, perhaps giving your workplace a middle finger before going. F**k!

It felt good. That was the same feeling these monsters felt now, knowing that in a week and a half, all portal gates around the world will open. Then, hundreds, thousands and millions, will flood in, rightly taking this planet as theirs!

So what if these humans discover them now?

So what if these humans use 'fallen weapons' to rough them up a bit? At the end of the day, with no exorcists around. This means, they won't die from any injuries. So why get furious with these humans who had barely a few days to run freely on this planet?

Their laughter was heart-churning. "You humans are all the same… You think yourselves Invisible on this planet."

"Invincible?" The lead police officer lazily shook his left arm, throwing a few disgusting larvae to the ground. And with his boots, he crushed them ruthlessly. "Invincible, no. Just inevitable."

This planet was theirs, and will always inevitably remain theirs!

They would be damned, if they allowed any lion, tiger, dinosaur, or even underworld being, to ever replace them as the true rulers of this planet.

Even if they fail, they humans were sure to put on one hell of a fight!

"Bahahahaahah," The creatures still laughed, as their claws slowly lengthened. "You humans have always been puppets on a string of our making."

"Puppets, maybe… Yet, we dance so beautifully, don't we?"

Time stood frozen in place as both sides just stared at each other. Then—

~Swish!

The Su Clan felt they would never be able to recall from such an eye-boggling scene even in a million years. ~Boom! Bam! Pah! Boom!

Hands moved, feet mobbed, weapons flew, and all sorts of chaotic battle scenes unfolded, very close to them, they dared say. OH MY GOD OF SCIENCE!

Ji Su felt his heart fall into his belly when one of the monsters smiled at him.

It was the way it turned its attention to him that made him pray in his heart for the first time in his life.

Its head did a slow 36 degree turn, a turn that left Ji Su sweating buckets. Then, it moved like lighting, in a weird dancing manner. What?

In a flash, it was crawling on the walls and along the ceiling like a spider, happy to receive its prey. "Help! Help! Help!"

JI Su never knew he could cry like today. Who would believe that the heir of their grand Su Clan would ever cry and wet himself like a baby right now?

Fortunately, he wasn't the only one sobbing, yelling and relieving their bowels. Jwo Su and even Old Su (Chen Su), had their pants soiled. Help! Help! He–

Blugh~

Too late, they couldn't help themselves anymore. They puked from the ceiling, their breakfast falling from their high suspended positions to the ground. The Su clan has never felt so helpless. How they wish they could be in their homes, drinking tea and eating breakfast without a care in the world. How nice it would be to be clueless of the many monsters surrounding them. No, scratch that!

They were very petrified to know that some of the Su clan members they spoke with severally, were actually monsters in disguise who could devour them at a single notice.

F***! F***! F***!

Fear was an understatement of the word used to describe their current physical reactions. In just under a few seconds, they've sweated buckets. Several people screamed and called for help, only to find the other police officers occupied with battles against other creatures.

It's over… It's over... This was the end for them. "Close your mouth and eyes..."

Boom!

A massive staff pierced into the head of the creature that was inches away from Ji Su's face.

It was another officer who warned them earlier, before taking out the creature. Of course, it didn't die even with its head shattered, but just dropped to the ground, still moving headlessly.

Ji Su and several others finally opened their eyes, slapping their faces and bodies when feeling those rotting, smelly bugs crawling on them. "Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!"

Even Dilayla felt she needed 200 showers after this. It was incredible to say that everything, from initial confrontation to battle, only lasted 7 minutes. Even the monsters who were cocky and arrogant, now turned chalky white after seeing the heavenly chains fall from the skies. Hold on, since when did exorcists–

"Yeah, yeah, yeah… we've heard that a million times by many of your kind." One of the academy disciples said, rolling his eyes heavenwards. "Can't you all think of something original?"

Is it really so shocking to find exorcists in this world?

These academy members tagged along with police officers to ensure everything went well. The Su's who were also cleaned and brought back down, now stared at a massive double sided door that slowly opened from another corner.

Till now, their minds were blank, and their bodies shaking like falling leaves. "Please, step this way… Welcome… to one of humanity's many Doomsday Havens!"

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